SING gaiji problem on Adobe InDesign CS2 and CS3

So you've deleted the preferences five times, repaired disc permissions twice, fsck'ed the disc and even called Adobe support to find out why your copy of InDesign CS2 or CS3 freezes every time it starts up.
That's the problem I had the other day at a clients place and we couldn't find the solution anywhere, so I've decided to put it here.

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